Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Fuck Celibacy

Okay, okay, so I was only up with celibacy until I got a better offer.

Quelle surprise.

But what an offer. I’ve ramped back up into dating mode. Washed the sheets last night, washed my hair yesterday morning. That way, by Thursday evening, when Bathroom Girl comes over for dinner, I’ll be at my mussy-haired best.

Planned the meal: not too big, not too garlicky, heavy on the booze.

Part of me is a little sad, though, that the likelihood of sex is so high. Maybe I’ll take her for a walk by the river and just kiss kiss kiss her. It’s such a nice stage, that initial dive into another person’s body.

But I’m likely to, uh, get over that by tomorrow night.

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