Give Me Good Feet or Give Me Death

Okay, I just heard what has to be the most fucked up thing I've heard in a while. I was watching this show on tattooing, which then became this show on plastic surgery for your fugly feet.

This one woman had some sort of congenital foot problem, and she, I quote, "never, never, wore open toed shoes, so this is definitely going to be a change in lifestyle."

What? Change in lifestyle? Did the open-toe shoe wearers form a collective when I wasn't looking? Will they take over the world all at once, or use covert ops till we're all tripping in our Manolos? Will she have to go back into the closet when fall hits?

Flee to the wilderness. Though it is hard to run fast in these stilettos.