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Every single time I hear the word "winner", my brain automatically responds with "weiner". Shop at Weiners! Yes, everyone *is* a weiner. You'd be surprised how often you hear the word winner in any given day.

Also, I like to say: "Can you fix the cupboards? There's a giraffe." Mike went on patiently tucking the covers around me to get rid of the draft for nearly two winters before he realized what I was saying.

This stolen from my friend Grace: Watch out, that elephant is hot.

You're a weiner!